A Beautiful Agreement

The U.S. says a framework is in place to begin consideration of discussions with Iran to convene negotiations.

The parties undersigned hereby agree and stipulate

Something something something about the Hormuz Strait.

Exactly what is something for discussion and debate.

And as for the uranium, we’ll leave that up to fate.

Something something something, U-238.

We won’t permit enrichment even of a single lump

The only one that gets enriched is POTUS Donald Trump.

The details will be worked out, at some future date,

We’ll have another meeting and come up with something great,

A beautiful agreement we will write down on gold plate.

At a place to be determined, I think we said Kuwait.

Or was it Abu Dhabi? I always get them mixed up.

But anyway we’ll talk someday and then we’ll get it fixed up.

This agreement binds the parties by their signatures affixed

And if they don’t live up to it, they might get 86’d.