A Very Stable Genius
Trump boasts about "a perfect score" on his cognitive exam
Donald Trump is very very cognitive
He can name the creatures in the zoo
The evidence is clear and it’s dispositive.
He can draw a clock at ten to two.
Donald Trump is famous for cognition
His brain is aging like a vintage wine
His mind is in incredible condition
His IQ is a perfect 99.
Donald Trump is very compos mentis
A thousand times as smart as Gavin Newsom
Sometimes he can utter a whole sentence
And walk the same time that he chews gum.
Yes, Donald Trump is very very cognitive
His genius is so clear and quintessential
The media, so biased and derogative
Wants you to believe that he’s demential.
He could have been valedictorian
It wouldn’t have been a surprise
Even though he’s dictatorian
He deserves a Nobel prize.
That horse is out of the stable!