Who’s that lurking in the gloam?
It looks a lot like Kristi Noem!
Green and covered up in scales
With six-inch teeth and three-inch nails.
As the country’s chief evictor,
She’ll crush you like a boa constrictor.
And keep you under key and lock
Between a hard place and a croc .
In the tree, a stone-cold killer!
That cat looks just like Steven Miller.
Watch him slowly disappear
Till all that’s left is just his sneer.
Who’s curled up beneath that stump?
Why I believe it’s Donald Trump!
Keep your distance. He’s a viper.
Or you might wind up in his diaper.
Every wannabe dictator
Rules by snake and alligator.
With poison fangs and sharpened claws
Creatures help enforce our laws
They stalk and pounce and strike and chomp
That’s why we never drained the swamp
LMAO!! You are besting yourself!
bravo. one of your very best.