In Over His Head

Trump drowns in self-pity

Algae fills the Reflecting Pool

The midterms are making me nervous

Israel played me for a fool

What did I do to deserve this?

The Reflecting Pool fills up with scum

I told them to make it impervious

Iran’s been destroyed but they won’t succumb

What did I do to deserve this?

The Reflecting Pool fills up with slime

Bibi won’t do what I say

I tried to tell him I mean it this time

I’m having a really bad day.

The Reflecting Pool fills up with crap.

Why are my triumphs so fleeting?

If this keeps up I will need a good nap

So let’s have a Cabinet meeting.

Dharma is part of the art of the deal

And justice might not be so blind

Is it bad karma to snicker and feel

Schadenfreude? Nah, never mind.