Khargmire

The U.S. moves Marines into position to seize Iran's Kharg Island oil terminal.

Pete Hegseth is a studly stud

You will find out if you fuck around

He isn’t afraid of a drone or a SCUD

He’s putting boots down on the ground.

From ten thousand feet hear the thunderous sound

Of missiles exploding with big bangs and thuds

He’ll blow up the bridges ’til everyone’s drowned

And blow up the dams ‘til the whole country floods

Pete doesn’t care if his soldiers might land

Deep in a quagmire, sinking in mud

Or up to their knees in a pit of quicksand

As the boots on the ground fill up with blood.