Lear Jet

Trump posts A.I. video showing him wearing a crown while piloting a jet, flying over No Kings protests dumping...look, you'll just have to read it, okay?

Put on your hat and galoshes!

Over your heads, from a plane

Something that squishes and squashes

Is falling, but it isn’t rain.

King Trump sits high in the cockpit

Buzzing above like a fly

Dumping a cargo of mock shit

It stinks, even though it’s A.I.

On the Mall and Times Square and the Loop

Turn on your car’s windshield wiper.

Here comes a big load of poop:

Donald Trump emptied his diaper

Maybe it’s not presidential

To put it bluntly and crudely

To do something so excremental

And cover the country with doody.

Can you explain the psychology?

Was it something his mother once said?

Behind this obsessive scatology?

Why shit fills the space in his head?