Lear Jet
Trump posts A.I. video showing him wearing a crown while piloting a jet, flying over No Kings protests dumping...look, you'll just have to read it, okay?
Put on your hat and galoshes!
Over your heads, from a plane
Something that squishes and squashes
Is falling, but it isn’t rain.
King Trump sits high in the cockpit
Buzzing above like a fly
Dumping a cargo of mock shit
It stinks, even though it’s A.I.
On the Mall and Times Square and the Loop
Turn on your car’s windshield wiper.
Here comes a big load of poop:
Donald Trump emptied his diaper
Maybe it’s not presidential
To put it bluntly and crudely
To do something so excremental
And cover the country with doody.
Can you explain the psychology?
Was it something his mother once said?
Behind this obsessive scatology?
Why shit fills the space in his head?



Your expert chemical analysis of the contents of Trump's head is so important to our future that I immediately forwarded it to all members of my family.
Thanks, Jerry!