Ode to Greed
Elon Musk collects $1 trillion on SpaceX IPO.
Elon Musk’s a trillionaire
Whoever said that life is fair?
He makes money from thin air
He doesn’t sow, but reaps it.
He lives by a simple creed
Life is ruled by fear and greed
Every buck he doesn’t need
He pockets it and keeps it.
Yes, Elon Musk’s a trillionaire
A thousand times a billionaire
A million times a millionaire
Do you think he earned it?
He spun a tale out of his ass
Of dreams that never come to pass
He filled a rocket ship with gas
And lit a match and burned it.
It’s not about electric cars
Musk’s head is way up in the stars
He wants to build a house on Mars
Of tinfoil and cement
And if we’re the proper race
(The others have to know their place)
He’ll let us join him up in space
And then he’ll charge us rent.
EXCELLENT
And he's buying a stairway to heaven.