Operation Russia Hoax

Hoping to escape the Epstein scandal, Trump White House calls for arresting Obama and Cabinet members for treason in the 2016 election.

Has your past come back to haunt you?

Are you accused of something vile?

Did Elon Musk set out to taunt you?

Because you’re in the Epstein file?

If the story’s getting traction

If you’re the butt of late-night jokes

It’s time to pull a new distraction:

Operation Russia Hoax!

Have you been accused of groping?

Have you been accused of rape?

Don’t just sit there, glum and moping

Blame it on the Pee-pee Tape!

Don’t forget that you’re a victim

Of a Witch Hunt by the Fake News

But always keep in mind the dictum

The President can always make news.

It’s no wonder you’re enraged

The Wall Street Journal stabbed

You in the back, for some teenaged

Girl whose ass you grabbed.

So if you start to feel the heat,

To make your worries fly away,

Grab your phone and send a tweet

About the Phony Dossier.

…..

And if that doesn’t do the trick

If the Fake News calls you sick,

Perverted, crooked, and a Nazi,

If the narrative won’t jell

Call up Fox and yell and yell:

“Benghazi and Benghazi and Benghazi!”