Trumpocalypse Now
Some American military commanders reportedly told their troops the war with Iran is intended to fulfill Biblical prophecies about Armageddon*
We’re shooting down airplanes and blowing up ships.
We’re at war with the Mideast.
We’re nearing the End Times, the Trumpocalypse!
Here comes the seven-headed Beast.
The Antichrist slouches his way toward the stage
The slow march toward Armageddon begun
The world will soon feel his wrath and his rage
As soon as his hairspray and makeup are done.
The bugles are bugling, God’s trumpet is trumping
The missiles fly over the Strait of Hormuz
The war drums are drumming, the dollar is slumping
Pete Hegseth has put out a call for more booze.
It’s all up to your interpretation:
Read the Bible how you like.
What is the endpoint of Revelation?
The Millennium — or the Thousand-Year Reich?



I'm glad that you don't have to be a Biblical scholar to appreciate this very observant poem because I never made it to Revelation. I stopped reading somewhere in Leviticus.
Brilliant, you've mastered the form, applied it to dysfunction.