Hegseth's Hormones

Pentagon stalls promotions for black and female officers, says it will begin testing service members' testosterone levels.

We don’t need no sissy soldiers

Limp of wrist and soft of ass

Carrying manila folders

Doing briefings for the brass.

Pumped up on testosterone

The army I command

Doesn’t play games on their phones

Doesn’t sit and pilot drones

It kills hand-to-hand.

Square your shoulders, clench your jaw

Keep your head and tush up

We are going off to war

So do another push-up.

We’re an army of Crusaders

Proud to be Caucasian

Blacks can serve as cooks and waiters

And women take dictation.