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Beth Lebowitz's avatar

Can you find a rhyme for “Toxic Masculinity”?

Nan's avatar

Tush up / Push up — dying

Jerry Adler's avatar

If you can't press at least your weight / You will never make First Mate.

Ralph DiBart's avatar

Hegseth is such an evil fool that making fun of him is like killing fish in a bowl with a bunker bomb. But you went even further. Great piece.

Charles Alexander's avatar

Hegseth is like the cocky warrior brandishing a whip in Raiders of the Lost Ark. The Iranian counterpart of Indiana Jones will just take out a gun and shoot him.