Patel On the Rocks

The Atlantic reports that FBI Director "KA$H" Patel has cases of self-branded bourbon whiskey which he hands out as gifts.

It’s a quarter to four

There’s no one here but Kash

Who passed out on the floor

He took off his shoes and he’s not wearing socks

So I’ll have another Patel on the rocks.

Make it one for the Bureau

And one more just for Fox.

I’ll tell you a story, just pour me more Patel Mint Juleps.

I’m drinking tonight to erase

The sight of my baby with her giant new lips

To go with the rest of her Mar-a-Lago face.

Swollen like she bicycled into a branch.

And the memories buried on the Epstein Ranch.

So make it one for the Bureau

And one more for Todd Blanche.