Patel On the Rocks

May 7

The Atlantic reports that FBI Director "KA$H" Patel has cases of self-branded bourbon whiskey which he hands out as gifts.

5 Comments

Hoisted on your poetry petard! Well done!

You've outdid yourself! Thank you for providing me with unbridled laughter!

Yippppeeeee! Another bullseye

Ouch! 4 stars, Jerry.

Genius!

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